Breakfast Chess Pieces

The Cooked Breakfast Chess pieces are a speciality of mine and if you don't like the heat get out of the kitchen ? This range of pieces range from Bake beans as the pawns, the castles/rooks are two sunny side up eggs, the horses/knights are two upright pieces of bacon, bishops are two upright sausages and the king and queen are the knife and fork ( silver cutlery ). Now you may say well say what's the opposing side, well this is the twist which I can only divulge when I find a manufacturer or investor but their the same breakfast pieces just different in a slight way which any person would find amusing to a degree have a guess and let me know their may be a prize even ! the prototypes have been done and they look good enough to eat. It's my bread and butter.